The Dark Knight

The reinvention
Of Batman is now complete
Be mindful, Gotham.


________________________

For a comprehensive review visit The Critical Critics
________________________

The Art of War II: Betrayal

Poor guy, Wesley Snipes
Must resort to low class films
To pay off tax debt.


________________________

For a comprehensive review visit The Critical Critics
________________________

Hellboy II: The Golden Army

Big red guy returns
To fight hordes that hate humans
Glad he's on our side!


________________________

For a comprehensive review visit The Critical Critics
________________________

The Love Guru

Ever want to see
Indian Austin Powers?
Watch this crap pile then.


________________________

For a comprehensive review visit The Critical Critics
________________________

Wanted

Ordinary guy
Is transformed into killer
Makes for intense thrills.


________________________

For a comprehensive review visit The Critical Critics
________________________

WALL-E

Small dirty robot
Cleans a rubbish engulfed Earth
New green for Pixar!


________________________

For a comprehensive review visit The Critical Critics
________________________

Hancock

Drunk super hero
Causes more pain than his worth
The ending hurts too.


________________________

For a comprehensive review visit The Critical Critics
________________________

Miss Conception

The motherhood itch
Strikes girl; tries to get knocked up
Ends don't defend means.


________________________

For a comprehensive review visit The Critical Critics
________________________

The Happening

Too much emphasis
Put on being creative
Drags this movie down.


________________________

For a comprehensive review visit The Critical Critics
________________________

Get Smart

Shoe-talking agent
Makes his silver screen debut
A successful one.


________________________

For a comprehensive review visit The Critical Critics
________________________