Redline

Bet on and race cars
Yawn -- cheap imitation of
Fast and Furious.


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Disturbia

Peeping tom gets caught
By a serial killer
Next time don't meddle.


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The Hills Have Eyes II

Remake of sequel
How desperate must you be?
Hide movie in hills.


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The Reaping

Ten plagues cast by God
Hilary Swank, are they real?
Yes.  Heathens repent!


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Meet The Robinsons

Orphan boy, don't fret
The future is looking bright
Lessons taught to all.


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Mr. Bean’s Holiday

Retarded man wins
Trip to France, chaos ensues
Poor movie; avoid.


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Blades of Glory

Two men will compete
Against mixed pairs in skating
Homos can rejoice!


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I Think I Love My Wife

Chris Rock married man
Mind fued, to cheat or not to
Choose wisely my son.


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Shooter

Sniper, Marky Mark
Run! After failed kill attempt
Why bother watching?


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