War

Cop loses partner
Vows to kill those who slew him
Revenge consumes all.


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Halloween

Classic is remade
With more violence and blood
Why? I'm not so sure.


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The TV Set

TV programming
Who knew it was so crazy?
Dave Duchovny did.


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Closing Escrow

Follow three couples
As they search for a new home
Stress can be funny.


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Becoming Jane

A young Jane Austen
Is helped by experience
To write great novels.


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Superbad

Lonely highschool dorks
They act cool to get noticed
Best to be yourself.


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The Invasion

Alien virus
Engulfs the mind; makes zombies
But there is world peace!


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Stardust

A fantasy tale
About true love, power, youth
Will the star provide?


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Rush Hour 3

Chan, Tucker are back
Against the Triad they fight
Retire, they should.


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Daddy Day Camp

Stupid comedy
Father rus a summer camp
Lost; kids run amok.


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Hot Rod

Rod is a lost soul
Does terrible stunts poorly
Same as Super Dave.


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Bratz: The Movie

Dolls come to big screen
Precocious, snobby bitches
Nothing to see here.


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Beneath

Christy has visions
Sees her sis buried alive
Beware the basement.


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The Bourne Ultimatum

Matt Damon is Bourne
Seeks truth about who he is
Enroute, much action.


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No Reservations

Control freak woman
Learns life can be turbulent
It is best that way.


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Skinwalkers

Warring werewolf clans
Fight for boy who can end curse
Who wins? I don't care.


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I Know Who Killed Me

Young girl is kidnapped
A-plus student or stripper?
Watch for the surprise.


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