Wednesday, April 30, 2008

The Forbidden Kingdom

Jet Li, Jackie Chan
Finally fight in a film
Ten-years too late though.


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The Accidental Husband

Advice columnist
Has to swallow her own words
Best to just shut up.


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Friday, April 25, 2008

Drillbit Taylor

Geeky high school boys
Need protection from bullies
Drillbit ain't your guy.


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Nim’s Island

Silly kids story
About a girl on an isle
Jodie Foster, why?


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Monday, April 21, 2008

Superhero Movie

Parody movie
Pokes fun at superheroes
In unfunny way.


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Senior Skip Day

Last day of high school
Huge senior party is planned
Naked girls needed.


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21

M.I.T. students
Develop scheme to get rich
Casinos not pleased.


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Friday, April 18, 2008

Flawless

Snore-fest diamond heist
Offers us nothing new, plus
Ms. Moore is not nude.


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College Road Trip

Dad acts like an ass
At colleges with daughter
Run far, far away.


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Saturday, April 12, 2008

Horton Hears a Who!

Lesser known Seuss book
Spruced up with left-wing program
Great fun for the kids!


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In Bruges

Witty hitman flick
Makes the best use of two things:
Colin Farrell; dwarves.


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Doomsday

Escape From New York
Mixed with some Mad Max type stuff
Equals this gore fest.


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