Sam L. Jackson hates
Black/white pair living next door
Makes life hell for them.
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Sunday, September 28, 2008
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Righteous Kill
Top two screen icons
Star in snorefest cop thriller
Too little, too late.
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Star in snorefest cop thriller
Too little, too late.
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Labels:
Al Pacino,
cop,
movie review,
Robert De Niro,
thriller
Wild Child
American brat
Gets shipped to Brit boarding school
Becomes a good girl.
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Gets shipped to Brit boarding school
Becomes a good girl.
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College
Three high school losers
Trek to college to binge drink
Complete waste of time.
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Trek to college to binge drink
Complete waste of time.
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The Duchess
Once again Knightley
Dons puffy gowns, powdered wigs
In tragic love flick.
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Dons puffy gowns, powdered wigs
In tragic love flick.
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Labels:
drama,
Keira Knightley,
movie review,
romance,
royalty
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Bangkok Dangerous
Mr. Cage adds fuel
To the "he's a big hack" fire
With lousy remake.
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To the "he's a big hack" fire
With lousy remake.
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Labels:
action,
assassination,
hitman,
movie review,
Nicolas Cage,
remake
Hell Ride
This biker gang film
Is like Pulp Fiction on wheels
Just not worth watching.
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Is like Pulp Fiction on wheels
Just not worth watching.
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Babylon A.D.
Future's not so bright
In this sci-fi adventure
Vin Diesel, no help.
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In this sci-fi adventure
Vin Diesel, no help.
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Labels:
action,
movie review,
science fiction,
transporter,
Vin Diesel
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Disaster Movie
The title of film
Perfectly sums up my thoughts
Nothing left to say.
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Perfectly sums up my thoughts
Nothing left to say.
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Miss Potter
A period piece
On Peter Rabbit author
Surprisingly good.
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On Peter Rabbit author
Surprisingly good.
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Labels:
biography,
drama,
movie review,
Renée Zellweger,
romance
Mirrors
Asian film remake
With Kiefer overacting
And mirror horrors.
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With Kiefer overacting
And mirror horrors.
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Death Race
A mindless movie
Combines NASCAR and Mad Max
Should not have been made.
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Combines NASCAR and Mad Max
Should not have been made.
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The House Bunny
Too old for Hefner
Bunny joins sorority
Stupidity reigns!
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Bunny joins sorority
Stupidity reigns!
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Mutant Chronicles
Warring sides must stop
The mutation of people
In cheaply made film.
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The mutation of people
In cheaply made film.
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Labels:
aliens,
horror,
low budget,
movie review,
science fiction
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
Man on Wire
Documentary
About some tightrope walker
Is slightly rousing.
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About some tightrope walker
Is slightly rousing.
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Star Wars: The Clone Wars
Bad plot and bad art
Wreak havoc on obvious
Grab at a pay day.
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Wreak havoc on obvious
Grab at a pay day.
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Saturday, August 30, 2008
Tropic Thunder
A blackfaced Downey
May be one of the best things
Since sliced bread breakthrough.
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May be one of the best things
Since sliced bread breakthrough.
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Hoodwinked!
Intriguing story
Gives Red Riding Hood and pals
'Tudes that fit our times.
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Gives Red Riding Hood and pals
'Tudes that fit our times.
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Space Chimps
Boring CGI
Is just one of the problems
This kids feature has.
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Is just one of the problems
This kids feature has.
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Step Brothers
Infantile humor
Runs amok as Will Ferrell
one-ups John Reilly.
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Runs amok as Will Ferrell
one-ups John Reilly.
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Pineapple Express
Not since Rush Hour flick
Has fights and jokes mixed so well
Pot smokers rejoice!
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Has fights and jokes mixed so well
Pot smokers rejoice!
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Friday, August 15, 2008
The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
Shapeshifting mummy
from China is the new foe
Else, same old story.
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from China is the new foe
Else, same old story.
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The X Files: I Want to Believe
Abysmal acting
Makes wrongful organ transplants
One hundred times worse.
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Makes wrongful organ transplants
One hundred times worse.
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FBI,
movie review,
paranormal,
television series,
thriller
Taken
Lesson number one:
Kidnap daughter of top spy
Get your ass kicked in.
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Kidnap daughter of top spy
Get your ass kicked in.
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Labels:
kidnap,
Liam Neeson,
movie review,
sex slave,
thriller
Thursday, August 14, 2008
The Devil Wears Prada
Who knew high fashion
Was so cut-throat, high pressure
And entertaining?
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Was so cut-throat, high pressure
And entertaining?
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Mamma Mia!
Although out of tune
This here ABBA musical
Really ain't bad.
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This here ABBA musical
Really ain't bad.
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Meet Dave
Oh, Eddie Murphy
A film where you play a ship
Can't not be a bomb.
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A film where you play a ship
Can't not be a bomb.
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Labels:
aliens,
comdy,
Eddie Murphy,
movie review,
spaceship
The Holiday
A ho-hum chick flick
Two girls switch homes and find love
One with Jack Black, huh?
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Two girls switch homes and find love
One with Jack Black, huh?
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Wednesday, July 30, 2008
The Dark Knight
The reinvention
Of Batman is now complete
Be mindful, Gotham.
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Of Batman is now complete
Be mindful, Gotham.
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action,
Batman,
comic adaptation,
Heath Ledger,
movie review,
sequel
The Art of War II: Betrayal
Poor guy, Wesley Snipes
Must resort to low class films
To pay off tax debt.
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Must resort to low class films
To pay off tax debt.
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action,
low budget,
movie review,
sequel,
Wesley Snipes
Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Big red guy returns
To fight hordes that hate humans
Glad he's on our side!
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To fight hordes that hate humans
Glad he's on our side!
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The Love Guru
Ever want to see
Indian Austin Powers?
Watch this crap pile then.
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Indian Austin Powers?
Watch this crap pile then.
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Saturday, July 26, 2008
Wanted
Ordinary guy
Is transformed into killer
Makes for intense thrills.
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Is transformed into killer
Makes for intense thrills.
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WALL-E
Small dirty robot
Cleans a rubbish engulfed Earth
New green for Pixar!
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Cleans a rubbish engulfed Earth
New green for Pixar!
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Hancock
Drunk super hero
Causes more pain than his worth
The ending hurts too.
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Causes more pain than his worth
The ending hurts too.
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Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Miss Conception
The motherhood itch
Strikes girl; tries to get knocked up
Ends don't defend means.
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Strikes girl; tries to get knocked up
Ends don't defend means.
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The Happening
Too much emphasis
Put on being creative
Drags this movie down.
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Put on being creative
Drags this movie down.
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Get Smart
Shoe-talking agent
Makes his silver screen debut
A successful one.
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Makes his silver screen debut
A successful one.
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Monday, June 30, 2008
The Incredible Hulk
Big green guy returns
To wreak havoc on bad guys
Marvel can be proud.
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To wreak havoc on bad guys
Marvel can be proud.
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action,
comic adaptation,
love story,
movie review
You Don’t Mess with the Zohan
Israeli agent
Longs to be a hairdresser
Adam Sandler, stop.
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Longs to be a hairdresser
Adam Sandler, stop.
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Labels:
Adam Sandler,
comedy,
hairstylist,
movie review,
sex
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Penelope
A cute little tale
Of a girl with a pig's nose
Love her, lift the curse.
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Of a girl with a pig's nose
Love her, lift the curse.
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Labels:
Christina Ricci,
fairy tale,
movie review,
romance
The Strangers
A home invasion
A most frightening ordeal
Not so much in this.
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A most frightening ordeal
Not so much in this.
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Kung Fu Panda
Astounding to all
A fat panda who can fight
Brings peace to the land.
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A fat panda who can fight
Brings peace to the land.
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Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Baby Mama
Fey and Poehler make
The baby making process
A terrible act.
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The baby making process
A terrible act.
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Sex and the City
Trendy girls are back
To look good and talk of sex
How original.
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To look good and talk of sex
How original.
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Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Teeth
Never trust a girl
With vagina dentata
You may lose your "head".
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With vagina dentata
You may lose your "head".
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Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Archaeology
Plus that Close Encounters flick
Equals this movie
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Plus that Close Encounters flick
Equals this movie
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The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
The children return
To protect the Narnians
And crown a new king.
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To protect the Narnians
And crown a new king.
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Saturday, June 7, 2008
Zombie Strippers!
Excuse was needed
To star Jenna Jameson
In a nonporn role.
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To star Jenna Jameson
In a nonporn role.
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War, Inc.
Off-kilter satire
Jabs at lunacy of war
Conservatives cry.
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Jabs at lunacy of war
Conservatives cry.
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Friday, June 6, 2008
What Happens in Vegas…
Sleepy comedy
Proves there are consequences
For drinking too much.
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Proves there are consequences
For drinking too much.
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Speed Racer
Wachowski brothers
With 60's anime brings
Visual vomit.
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With 60's anime brings
Visual vomit.
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Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
The stoners return
Crazy adventures unfold
Too stupid for most.
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Crazy adventures unfold
Too stupid for most.
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Wednesday, June 4, 2008
Iron Man
Obscure Marvel ace
Fights evil in iron suit
The outcome is known.
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Fights evil in iron suit
The outcome is known.
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Tuesday, June 3, 2008
Street Kings
A lackluster plot
Combined with awful acting
Unmeant comedy.
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Combined with awful acting
Unmeant comedy.
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The Hottie and the Nottie
You are better off
Reading the Ugly Duckling
Than watching this mess.
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Reading the Ugly Duckling
Than watching this mess.
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Saturday, May 3, 2008
Leatherheads
George Clooney returns
As a suave football player
Good fun had by all.
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As a suave football player
Good fun had by all.
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Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Who in the world knew
That getting dumped by a girl
Could be so funny?
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That getting dumped by a girl
Could be so funny?
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Wednesday, April 30, 2008
The Forbidden Kingdom
Jet Li, Jackie Chan
Finally fight in a film
Ten-years too late though.
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Finally fight in a film
Ten-years too late though.
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action,
Jackie Chan,
Jet Li,
martial arts,
movie review
The Accidental Husband
Advice columnist
Has to swallow her own words
Best to just shut up.
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Has to swallow her own words
Best to just shut up.
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Friday, April 25, 2008
Drillbit Taylor
Geeky high school boys
Need protection from bullies
Drillbit ain't your guy.
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Need protection from bullies
Drillbit ain't your guy.
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Nim’s Island
Silly kids story
About a girl on an isle
Jodie Foster, why?
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About a girl on an isle
Jodie Foster, why?
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Monday, April 21, 2008
Superhero Movie
Parody movie
Pokes fun at superheroes
In unfunny way.
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Pokes fun at superheroes
In unfunny way.
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Senior Skip Day
Last day of high school
Huge senior party is planned
Naked girls needed.
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Huge senior party is planned
Naked girls needed.
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21
M.I.T. students
Develop scheme to get rich
Casinos not pleased.
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Develop scheme to get rich
Casinos not pleased.
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Friday, April 18, 2008
Flawless
Snore-fest diamond heist
Offers us nothing new, plus
Ms. Moore is not nude.
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Offers us nothing new, plus
Ms. Moore is not nude.
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College Road Trip
Dad acts like an ass
At colleges with daughter
Run far, far away.
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At colleges with daughter
Run far, far away.
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Saturday, April 12, 2008
Horton Hears a Who!
Lesser known Seuss book
Spruced up with left-wing program
Great fun for the kids!
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Spruced up with left-wing program
Great fun for the kids!
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In Bruges
Witty hitman flick
Makes the best use of two things:
Colin Farrell; dwarves.
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Makes the best use of two things:
Colin Farrell; dwarves.
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Doomsday
Escape From New York
Mixed with some Mad Max type stuff
Equals this gore fest.
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Mixed with some Mad Max type stuff
Equals this gore fest.
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Saturday, March 22, 2008
10,000 B.C.
Epic adventure
Boy must save girl from slavers
Need more sabretooth.
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Boy must save girl from slavers
Need more sabretooth.
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Witless Protection
Dumber than dirt cop
Rescues a hot, star witness
Please rescue film too.
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Rescues a hot, star witness
Please rescue film too.
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Saturday, March 8, 2008
The Bank Job
Ordinary heist
Was front for government plot
One of many twists.
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Was front for government plot
One of many twists.
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Friday, March 7, 2008
Semi-Pro
Will Ferrell again
Plays an idiot sports guy
Will he ever stop?
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Plays an idiot sports guy
Will he ever stop?
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Vantage Point
Watch kill try of Pres
Again, again and again
Enough already!
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Again, again and again
Enough already!
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Labels:
assassination,
movie review,
perspective,
thriller
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
The Spiderwick Chronicles
Protect the field guide
A boy must from an ogre
Who wants to rule all.
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A boy must from an ogre
Who wants to rule all.
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Step Up 2 the Streets
Hip, urban dancing
Used as another backdrop
For find yourself flick.
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Used as another backdrop
For find yourself flick.
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Monday, March 3, 2008
The Signal
Strange alien noise
Causes extreme violence
Horror at its best.
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Causes extreme violence
Horror at its best.
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Friday, February 29, 2008
Charlie Bartlett
Rich kid in new school
Fits in by selling his meds
Poor way to make friends.
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Fits in by selling his meds
Poor way to make friends.
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Jumper
Hayden has a gift
To teleport anywhere
First up, acting school.
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To teleport anywhere
First up, acting school.
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Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Fool’s Gold
With ex-wife, her boss
Guy searches for lost treasure
Please find humor too.
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Guy searches for lost treasure
Please find humor too.
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Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins
Famous talk show host
Goes home for clan reunion
Gets knocked down to size.
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Goes home for clan reunion
Gets knocked down to size.
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Thursday, February 14, 2008
There Will Be Blood
Ruthless oil baron
Rapes the land, secludes himself
Aging alone sucks.
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Rapes the land, secludes himself
Aging alone sucks.
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Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Strange Wilderness
Clueless, dumb burnouts
Must film Bigfoot to save show
To watch, best be high.
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Must film Bigfoot to save show
To watch, best be high.
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Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Over Her Dead Body
Bitchy girlfriend dies
And now haunts ex's new love
Funny, this ghost is not.
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And now haunts ex's new love
Funny, this ghost is not.
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Sunday, February 10, 2008
The Eye
Girl gets haunted eyes
Sees impending disasters
She's better off blind.
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Sees impending disasters
She's better off blind.
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Meet the Spartans
Parody movie
Making fun of pop culture
A complete failure.
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Making fun of pop culture
A complete failure.
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Sunday, February 3, 2008
Untraceable
Serial killer
Tortures victims on website
Catch him if you can.
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Tortures victims on website
Catch him if you can.
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Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Cloverfield
Alien monster
Lays waste to New York City
What a shitty day.
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Lays waste to New York City
What a shitty day.
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Rambo
Same old John Rambo
Killing bad guys for justice
Will it ever end?
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Killing bad guys for justice
Will it ever end?
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Friday, January 25, 2008
The Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie
Vegetables, fruits
Join forces in pirate quest
Good movie for kids.
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Join forces in pirate quest
Good movie for kids.
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Labels:
adventure,
animation,
family,
movie review,
pirates
27 Dresses
Dumb movie about
A girl with low self esteem
Grow a pair, she must.
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A girl with low self esteem
Grow a pair, she must.
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Friday, January 18, 2008
First Sunday
Stupid, would-be crooks
Rob a church to makes ends meet
God works in strange ways.
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Rob a church to makes ends meet
God works in strange ways.
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Juno
Little outcast girl
Gets herself impregnated
Nine months; must grow up.
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Gets herself impregnated
Nine months; must grow up.
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Sunday, January 13, 2008
The Ungodly
Struggling filmmaker
Blackmails serial killer
Gets more than he hoped.
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Blackmails serial killer
Gets more than he hoped.
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Labels:
documentary,
movie review,
serial killer,
thriller
Tuesday, January 8, 2008
Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead
Down on luck brothers
Look for the easy way out
Doesn't go as planned.
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Look for the easy way out
Doesn't go as planned.
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Sunday, January 6, 2008
Charlie Wilson’s War
Defeat Red Army?
Simple Congressman does it
Just needed resolve.
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Simple Congressman does it
Just needed resolve.
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Tuesday, January 1, 2008
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
Follow the life of
Dewey Cox -- from rags to wealth
And laugh on the way.
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Dewey Cox -- from rags to wealth
And laugh on the way.
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