Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End

Arise Jack Sparrow
The pirates need you to lead
Against big business


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The Last Legion

Boy is new Caesar
Must reunite all for Rome
Just like King Arthur.


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Friday, May 25, 2007

Fired!

Girl loses her job
Feels she has to tell the world
Get over it -- please!


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Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Shrek the Third

The ogre returns
This time to find a new king
Nothing groundbreaking.


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Saturday, May 19, 2007

28 Weeks Later

Infected return
The safe zone is overrun
Europe is not safe!


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Georgia Rule

Three women; issues
One drunk, one old, one easy
Can they get better?


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Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Lucky You

Play cards as a job
Little luck with friends or kin
Will turn of card help?


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Friday, May 11, 2007

Next

See in the future
Cage uses to bet on cards
Can he diffuse bomb?


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Reno 911!: Miami

Imbecile police
Make a mess of Miami
Stay in Reno, please!


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Kickin’ It Old Skool

Wake from a coma
Things have changed since the eighties
No more breakdancing.


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Sunday, May 6, 2007

Spider-Man 3

Spider-Man is back
More problems -- girls and bad guys
Carry on Spidey!


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Hot Fuzz

Hero cop, get out
To countryside, fight crime there
Funny things ensue.


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Wednesday, May 2, 2007

Perfect Stranger

Meet people online
May bring unwanted results
Like death and herpes.


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