The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

Shapeshifting mummy
from China is the new foe
Else, same old story.


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The X Files: I Want to Believe

Abysmal acting
Makes wrongful organ transplants
One hundred times worse.


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Taken

Lesson number one:
Kidnap daughter of top spy
Get your ass kicked in.


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The Devil Wears Prada

Who knew high fashion
Was so cut-throat, high pressure
And entertaining?


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Mamma Mia!

Although out of tune
This here ABBA musical
Really ain't bad.


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Meet Dave

Oh, Eddie Murphy
A film where you play a ship
Can't not be a bomb.


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The Holiday

A ho-hum chick flick
Two girls switch homes and find love
One with Jack Black, huh?


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