The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

Shapeshifting mummy
from China is the new foe
Else, same old story.


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Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Archaeology
Plus that Close Encounters flick
Equals this movie


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Nim’s Island

Silly kids story
About a girl on an isle
Jodie Foster, why?


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10,000 B.C.

Epic adventure
Boy must save girl from slavers
Need more sabretooth.


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Strange Wilderness

Clueless, dumb burnouts
Must film Bigfoot to save show
To watch, best be high.


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The Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie

Vegetables, fruits
Join forces in pirate quest
Good movie for kids.


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National Treasure: Book of Secrets

Super-smart guy finds
Clues to hidden gold city
Government not pleased.


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Beowulf

Norse hero arrives
To rid the land of evil
But gets cursed himself.


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Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End

Arise Jack Sparrow
The pirates need you to lead
Against big business


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