Mutant Chronicles

Warring sides must stop
The mutation of people
In cheaply made film.


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The Art of War II: Betrayal

Poor guy, Wesley Snipes
Must resort to low class films
To pay off tax debt.


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Zombie Strippers!

Excuse was needed
To star Jenna Jameson
In a nonporn role.


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Bloodlines

Backwoods, inbred folk
Need new blood to carry on
Where are the nude girls?


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