I Am Legend

A sole man remains
To save earth from a virus
That creates zombies.


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The Golden Compass

Seek the meaning of
Parallel worlds joined by dust
Answer in sequels.


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The Deaths of Ian Stone

Problem for Ian
Daily, spectres hunt him down
Want his strength, they do.


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American Pie Presents: Beta House

Drunks and geeks battle
To be top fraternity
Naked girls abound.


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Enchanted

New look fairy tale
Eject princess to New York
Fish out of water!


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Jack Ketchum’s The Girl Next Door

Sick, surrogate mom
Exploits the girls in her care
A sickening tale.


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Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium

Crazy, zany store
Needs childlike adult to run
Wonka flick: better.


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