Hot Rod

Rod is a lost soul
Does terrible stunts poorly
Same as Super Dave.


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Bratz: The Movie

Dolls come to big screen
Precocious, snobby bitches
Nothing to see here.


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Beneath

Christy has visions
Sees her sis buried alive
Beware the basement.


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The Bourne Ultimatum

Matt Damon is Bourne
Seeks truth about who he is
Enroute, much action.


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No Reservations

Control freak woman
Learns life can be turbulent
It is best that way.


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Skinwalkers

Warring werewolf clans
Fight for boy who can end curse
Who wins? I don't care.


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I Know Who Killed Me

Young girl is kidnapped
A-plus student or stripper?
Watch for the surprise.


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