tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15234407381465707402012-01-03T03:06:18.642-08:00Movie reviews in the fine art of Japanese haiku verse.Hui Linnoreply@blogger.comBlogger2191100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-71146031721478679042011-09-09T17:24:00.000-07:002011-09-09T17:27:23.929-07:00Small moon aliens<br />Derail last lunar mission<br />Laser guns needed.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2011/09/03/movie_review-apollo_18.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Movie Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-7114603172147867904?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-90118236789197628662011-09-09T17:17:00.000-07:002011-09-09T17:27:31.230-07:00Captive sharks in lake<br />Binge feed on kids from college<br />Too bad some survive.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2011/09/02/movie_review-shark_night_3d.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Movie Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-9011823678919762866?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-17192148690147634812008-09-28T04:36:00.000-07:002011-09-09T17:27:45.441-07:00Sam L. Jackson hates<br />Black/white pair living next door<br />Makes life hell for them.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/09/23/movie_review-lakeview_terrace.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Movie Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-1719214869014763481?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-83286424471105715672008-09-25T03:23:00.000-07:002011-09-09T17:27:51.301-07:00Top two screen icons<br />Star in snorefest cop thriller<br />Too little, too late.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/09/17/movie_review-righteous_kill.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Movie Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-8328642447110571567?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-42369629379633112902008-09-25T03:18:00.000-07:002011-09-09T17:27:58.210-07:00American brat<br />Gets shipped to Brit boarding school<br />Becomes a good girl.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/09/12/movie_review-wild_child.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Movie Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-4236962937963311290?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-31996810545626034232008-09-25T03:13:00.000-07:002011-09-09T17:28:08.480-07:00Three high school losers<br />Trek to college to binge drink<br />Complete waste of time.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/09/09/movie_review-college.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Movie Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-3199681054562603423?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-50310958750434597892008-09-25T03:08:00.000-07:002011-09-09T17:28:16.232-07:00Once again Knightley<br />Dons puffy gowns, powdered wigs<br />In tragic love flick.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/09/08/movie_review-the_duchess.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Movie Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-5031095875043459789?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-85974861302920571502008-09-23T03:45:00.000-07:002011-09-09T17:28:24.800-07:00Mr. Cage adds fuel<br />To the "he's a big hack" fire<br />With lousy remake.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/09/05/movie_review-bangkok_dangerous.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Movie Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-8597486130292057150?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-5525738501640084222008-09-23T03:33:00.000-07:002011-09-09T17:28:41.360-07:00This biker gang film<br />Is like Pulp Fiction on wheels<br />Just not worth watching.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/09/04/movie_review-hell_ride.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Movie Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-552573850164008422?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-76477660368648634172008-09-23T03:26:00.000-07:002011-09-09T17:28:50.450-07:00Future's not so bright<br />In this sci-fi adventure<br />Vin Diesel, no help.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/09/01/movie_review-babylon_ad.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Movie Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-7647766036864863417?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-53921406887583130972008-09-18T17:44:00.000-07:002011-09-09T17:29:00.832-07:00The title of film<br />Perfectly sums up my thoughts<br />Nothing left to say.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/08/30/movie_review-disaster_movie.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Movie Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-5392140688758313097?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-63029761466228038052008-09-18T17:40:00.000-07:002011-09-09T17:29:07.251-07:00A period piece<br />On Peter Rabbit author<br />Surprisingly good.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/08/29/movie_review-miss_potter.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Movie Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-6302976146622803805?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-89650181529190683022008-09-18T17:35:00.000-07:002011-09-09T17:29:16.550-07:00Asian film remake<br />With Kiefer overacting<br />And mirror horrors.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/08/28/movie_review-mirrors.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Movie Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-8965018152919068302?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-68010240085482418672008-09-18T04:22:00.000-07:002011-09-09T17:29:25.075-07:00A mindless movie<br />Combines NASCAR and Mad Max<br />Should not have been made.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/08/25/movie_review-death_race.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Movie Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-6801024008548241867?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-7311260502462773012008-09-18T04:06:00.000-07:002011-09-09T17:29:33.358-07:00Too old for Hefner<br />Bunny joins sorority<br />Stupidity reigns!<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a 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/>________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-475502578475570103?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-45526289199559931902008-09-02T08:48:00.000-07:002011-09-09T17:29:50.205-07:00Documentary<br />About some tightrope walker<br />Is slightly rousing.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/08/16/movie_review-man_on_wire.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Movie Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-4552628919955993190?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-48855773550493073392008-09-02T08:38:00.000-07:002011-09-09T17:29:56.938-07:00Bad plot and bad art<br />Wreak havoc on obvious<br />Grab at a pay day.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/08/14/movie_review-star_wars_the_clone_wars.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Movie Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-4885577355049307339?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-42411711438635369752008-08-30T05:23:00.000-07:002011-09-09T17:30:04.472-07:00A blackfaced Downey<br />May be one of the best things<br />Since sliced bread breakthrough.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/08/13/movie_review-tropic_thunder.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Movie Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-4241171143863536975?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-65428296934743112262008-08-30T05:16:00.000-07:002011-09-09T17:30:13.415-07:00Intriguing story<br />Gives Red Riding Hood and pals<br />'Tudes that fit our times.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit 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/>________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-3355186528091279696?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-2606536568823981612008-08-30T05:07:00.000-07:002011-09-09T17:30:33.762-07:00Infantile humor<br />Runs amok as Will Ferrell<br />one-ups John Reilly.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/08/07/movie_review-step_brothers.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Movie Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-260653656882398161?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-12481897741322831822008-08-30T04:57:00.000-07:002011-09-09T17:30:44.949-07:00Not since Rush Hour flick<br />Has fights and jokes mixed so well<br />Pot smokers rejoice!<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/08/06/movie_review-pineapple_express.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Movie Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-1248189774132283182?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-40772321482420312692008-08-15T08:36:00.000-07:002011-09-09T17:30:55.706-07:00Shapeshifting mummy<br />from China is the new foe<br />Else, same old story.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/08/04/movie_review-the_mummy_tomb_of_the_dragon_emperor.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Movie Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-4077232148242031269?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-65992146799599087522008-08-15T08:24:00.000-07:002011-09-09T17:31:04.682-07:00Abysmal acting<br />Makes wrongful organ transplants<br />One hundred times worse.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a 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src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-1721056098583920613?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-39861646508169333982008-08-14T04:11:00.000-07:002008-08-14T04:15:03.629-07:00Although out of tune<br />This here ABBA musical<br />Really ain't bad.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/07/22/movie_review-mamma_mia.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-3986164650816933398?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-62332279090898373642008-08-14T04:05:00.000-07:002008-08-14T04:11:51.438-07:00Oh, Eddie Murphy<br />A film where you play a ship<br />Can't not be a bomb.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/07/18/movie_review-meet_dave.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-6233227909089837364?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-62203659196391464632008-08-14T04:01:00.000-07:002008-08-14T04:05:30.545-07:00A ho-hum chick flick<br />Two girls switch homes and find love<br />One with Jack Black, huh?<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/07/18/movie_review-the_holiday.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-6220365919639146463?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-14334907733920025482008-07-30T17:54:00.000-07:002008-07-30T18:03:41.859-07:00The reinvention<br />Of Batman is now complete<br />Be mindful, Gotham.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/07/16/movie_review-the_dark_knight.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-1433490773392002548?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-25662393689116799582008-07-30T17:51:00.000-07:002008-07-30T17:53:52.865-07:00Poor guy, Wesley Snipes<br />Must resort to low class films<br />To pay off tax debt.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/07/13/movie_review-the_art_of_war_2_betrayal.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-2566239368911679958?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-61986856376314559332008-07-30T17:47:00.000-07:002008-07-30T17:51:39.557-07:00Big red guy returns<br />To fight hordes that hate humans<br />Glad he's on our side!<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/07/11/movie_review-hellboy_2_the_golden_army.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-6198685637631455933?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-48854675506215006012008-07-30T17:43:00.000-07:002008-07-30T17:47:16.890-07:00Ever want to see<br />Indian Austin Powers?<br />Watch this crap pile then.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/07/07/movie_review-the_love_guru.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-4885467550621500601?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-40662623999790668672008-07-26T18:08:00.000-07:002008-07-26T18:12:06.487-07:00Ordinary guy<br />Is transformed into killer<br />Makes for intense thrills.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/07/01/wanted.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-4066262399979066867?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-62867948841210597702008-07-26T18:03:00.000-07:002008-07-26T18:08:39.960-07:00Small dirty robot<br />Cleans a rubbish engulfed Earth<br />New green for Pixar!<br 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style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-8709715499435290631?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-12875848267889474612008-07-16T04:09:00.000-07:002008-07-16T04:15:24.144-07:00The motherhood itch<br />Strikes girl; tries to get knocked up<br />Ends don't defend means.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/06/25/miss-conception.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-1287584826788947461?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-49093407153907619412008-07-16T04:03:00.000-07:002008-07-16T04:07:21.354-07:00Too much emphasis<br />Put on being creative<br />Drags this movie down.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/06/21/the-happening.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-4909340715390761941?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-30944975899743794822008-07-16T03:57:00.000-07:002008-07-16T04:02:52.637-07:00Shoe-talking agent<br />Makes his silver screen debut<br />A successful one.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/06/20/get-smart.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-3094497589974379482?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-72012235044347337672008-06-30T08:39:00.000-07:002008-06-30T08:44:26.638-07:00Big green guy returns<br />To wreak havoc on bad guys<br />Marvel can be proud.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/06/14/the-incredible-hulk.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-7201223504434733767?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-43118419663069942152008-06-30T08:35:00.000-07:002008-06-30T08:38:50.229-07:00Israeli agent<br />Longs to be a hairdresser<br />Adam Sandler, stop.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/06/11/you-dont-mess-with-the-zohan.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-4311841966306994215?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-82344137226409305962008-06-26T04:04:00.000-07:002008-06-26T04:10:14.802-07:00A cute little tale<br />Of a girl with a pig's nose<br />Love her, lift the curse.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/06/10/penelope.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-8234413722640930596?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-75475084830459998032008-06-26T04:00:00.000-07:002008-06-26T04:04:37.557-07:00A home invasion<br />A most frightening ordeal<br />Not so much in this.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/06/09/the-strangers.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-7547508483045999803?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-81528598358706457202008-06-26T03:52:00.000-07:002008-06-26T03:59:58.601-07:00Astounding to all<br />A fat panda who can fight<br />Brings peace to the land.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/06/06/kung-fu-panda.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-8152859835870645720?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-35924383391525396982008-06-25T04:23:00.000-07:002008-06-25T04:30:49.202-07:00Fey and Poehler make<br />The baby making process<br />A terrible act.<br 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src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-2371097433682650239?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-39070735624583599332008-06-24T19:43:00.000-07:002008-06-24T19:53:18.326-07:00Archaeology<br />Plus that Close Encounters flick<br />Equals this movie<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/05/22/indiana-jones-and-the-kingdom-of-the-crystal-skull.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-3907073562458359933?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-47182903111273754452008-06-24T19:38:00.000-07:002008-06-24T19:43:14.074-07:00The children return<br />To protect the Narnians<br />And crown a new king.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/05/22/the-chronicles-of-narnia-prince-caspian.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-4718290311127375445?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-14906275946714708122008-06-07T13:42:00.000-07:002008-06-07T14:01:07.555-07:00Excuse was needed<br />To star Jenna Jameson<br />In a nonporn role.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/05/19/zombie-strippers.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-1490627594671470812?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-83541136653134298582008-06-07T13:37:00.000-07:002008-06-07T13:42:26.236-07:00Off-kilter satire<br />Jabs at lunacy of war<br />Conservatives cry.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/05/17/war-inc.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-8354113665313429858?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-10395410345534019352008-06-06T15:18:00.000-07:002008-06-06T15:21:42.818-07:00Sleepy comedy<br />Proves there are consequences<br />For drinking too much.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/05/12/what-happens-in-vegas.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-1039541034553401935?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-33447982955974571852008-06-06T15:09:00.000-07:002008-06-06T15:18:34.448-07:00Wachowski brothers<br />With 60's anime brings<br />Visual vomit.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/05/09/speed-racer.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-3344798295597457185?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-12015865215000898202008-06-06T15:04:00.000-07:002008-06-06T15:09:12.749-07:00The stoners return<br />Crazy adventures unfold<br />Too stupid for most.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/05/05/harold-and-kumar-escape-from-guantanamo-bay.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-1201586521500089820?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-86605101874613777522008-06-04T04:15:00.000-07:002008-06-04T04:24:12.403-07:00Obscure Marvel ace<br />Fights evil in iron suit<br />The outcome is known.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/05/02/iron-man.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-8660510187461377752?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-44121695044865433112008-06-03T16:19:00.000-07:002008-06-03T16:22:55.480-07:00A lackluster plot<br />Combined with awful acting<br />Unmeant comedy.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/04/29/street-kings.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-4412169504486543311?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-27974030557454295202008-06-03T16:15:00.000-07:002008-06-03T16:18:50.723-07:00You are better off<br />Reading the Ugly Duckling<br />Than watching this mess.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/04/26/the-hottie-and-the-nottie.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-2797403055745429520?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-62713160702576076132008-05-03T07:14:00.000-07:002008-05-03T07:20:31.760-07:00George Clooney returns<br />As a suave football player<br />Good fun had by all.<br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/04/24/leatherheads.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-6271316070257607613?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-14353750263705125972008-05-03T07:11:00.000-07:002008-05-03T07:14:20.095-07:00Who in the world knew<br />That getting dumped by a girl<br />Could be so funny?<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/04/21/forgetting-sarah-marshall.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-1435375026370512597?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-82306395321243399702008-04-30T03:57:00.000-07:002008-04-30T04:05:11.716-07:00Jet Li, Jackie Chan<br />Finally fight in a film<br />Ten-years too late though.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/04/19/the-forbidden-kingdom.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-8230639532124339970?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-2722819355468962752008-04-30T03:51:00.000-07:002008-04-30T03:57:17.614-07:00Advice columnist<br />Has to swallow her own words<br />Best to just shut up.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a 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class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-8661228688419092630?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-10443038938277224142008-04-25T04:10:00.000-07:002008-04-25T04:14:50.095-07:00Silly kids story<br />About a girl on an isle<br />Jodie Foster, why?<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/04/12/nims-island.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-1044303893827722414?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-3778797443880175772008-04-21T04:11:00.000-07:002008-04-21T04:28:12.386-07:00Parody movie<br />Pokes fun at superheroes<br />In unfunny way.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/04/04/superhero-movie.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-377879744388017577?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-34456054408746837792008-04-21T04:05:00.000-07:002008-04-21T04:10:19.850-07:00Last day of high school<br />Huge senior party is planned<br />Naked girls needed.<br 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style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-6116894751014827842?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-20946008664962514412008-04-18T11:25:00.000-07:002008-04-18T11:31:46.334-07:00Snore-fest diamond heist<br />Offers us nothing new, plus<br />Ms. Moore is not nude.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/03/28/flawless.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-2094600866496251441?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-29276244062134408732008-04-18T11:14:00.000-07:002008-04-18T11:24:43.864-07:00Dad acts like an ass<br />At colleges with daughter<br />Run far, far away.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/03/23/college-road-trip.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-2927624406213440873?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-13107143513730556582008-04-12T17:39:00.000-07:002008-04-12T17:59:30.105-07:00Lesser known Seuss book<br />Spruced up with left-wing program<br />Great fun for the kids!<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/03/22/horton-hears-a-who.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-1310714351373055658?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-22190046701966041662008-04-12T17:32:00.000-07:002008-08-15T08:19:14.232-07:00Witty hitman flick<br />Makes the best use of two things:<br />Colin Farrell; dwarves.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/03/16/in-bruges.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-2219004670196604166?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-52439168523216216012008-04-12T17:27:00.000-07:002008-04-12T17:35:05.651-07:00Escape From New York<br />Mixed with some Mad Max type stuff<br />Equals this gore fest.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/03/15/doomsday.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-5243916852321621601?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-73811298172313954692008-03-22T16:29:00.000-07:002008-03-22T16:33:36.415-07:00Epic adventure<br />Boy must save girl from slavers<br />Need more sabretooth.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/03/10/10000-bc.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-7381129817231395469?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-31196919830781574522008-03-22T16:17:00.000-07:002008-03-22T16:37:55.225-07:00Dumber than dirt cop<br />Rescues a hot, star witness<br />Please rescue film too.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/03/07/witless-protection.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-3119691983078157452?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-86808065899924463762008-03-08T19:28:00.000-08:002008-03-08T19:35:05.318-08:00Ordinary heist<br />Was front for government plot<br />One of many twists.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/03/04/the-bank-job.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-8680806589992446376?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-91868064059463346842008-03-07T04:21:00.000-08:002008-03-07T04:24:02.290-08:00Will Ferrell again<br />Plays an idiot sports guy<br />Will he ever stop?<br 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src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-6866916335325690825?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-64538338505664501002008-03-05T17:04:00.000-08:002008-03-05T17:08:58.986-08:00Hip, urban dancing<br />Used as another backdrop<br />For find yourself flick.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/02/24/step-up-2-the-streets.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-6453833850566450100?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-50561920181433839792008-03-03T04:07:00.000-08:002008-03-03T04:40:20.426-08:00Strange alien noise<br />Causes extreme violence<br />Horror at its best.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/02/24/the-signal.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-5056192018143383979?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-50439164933887959352008-02-29T18:13:00.000-08:002008-02-29T18:18:51.132-08:00Rich kid in new school<br />Fits in by selling his meds<br />Poor way to make friends.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/02/19/charlie-bartlett.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-5043916493388795935?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-11814948810611607092008-02-29T16:58:00.000-08:002008-02-29T18:13:15.285-08:00Hayden has a gift<br />To teleport anywhere<br />First up, acting school.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/02/16/jumper.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-1181494881061160709?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-83297548345901117022008-02-19T04:57:00.000-08:002008-02-19T16:33:28.478-08:00With ex-wife, her boss<br />Guy searches for lost treasure<br />Please find humor too.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/02/15/fools-gold.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-8329754834590111702?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-9846008801556588152008-02-19T04:53:00.000-08:002008-02-19T04:57:01.426-08:00Famous talk show host<br />Goes home for clan reunion<br />Gets knocked down to size.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/02/12/welcome-home-roscoe-jenkins.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-984600880155658815?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-46282056846920502282008-02-14T03:34:00.000-08:002008-02-14T03:39:44.114-08:00Ruthless oil baron<br />Rapes the land, secludes himself<br />Aging alone sucks.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/02/11/there-will-be-blood.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-4628205684692050228?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-87179397374469939282008-02-13T12:59:00.000-08:002008-02-13T13:05:32.460-08:00Clueless, dumb burnouts<br />Must film Bigfoot to save show<br />To watch, best be high.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/02/10/strange-wilderness.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-8717939737446993928?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-86949106243333575972008-02-12T14:53:00.000-08:002008-02-12T15:05:10.477-08:00Bitchy girlfriend dies<br />And now haunts ex's new love<br />Funny, this ghost is not.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/02/08/over-her-dead-body.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-8694910624333357597?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-30733077841013786682008-02-10T10:53:00.000-08:002008-02-10T11:00:00.054-08:00Girl gets haunted eyes<br />Sees impending disasters<br />She's better off blind.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/02/05/the-eye.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-3073307784101378668?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-2721997815232972732008-02-10T10:49:00.000-08:002008-02-10T10:53:14.168-08:00Parody movie<br />Making fun of pop culture<br />A complete failure.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/02/02/meet-the-spartans.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-272199781523297273?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-10612848424422296912008-02-03T10:49:00.000-08:002008-02-03T10:56:38.820-08:00Serial killer<br />Tortures victims on website<br />Catch him if you can.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/01/31/untraceable.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-1061284842442229691?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-85289353649552875062008-01-29T15:19:00.000-08:002008-01-29T15:24:49.249-08:00Alien monster<br />Lays waste to New York City<br />What a shitty day.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/01/28/cloverfield.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-8528935364955287506?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-81067830720282558802008-01-29T15:10:00.000-08:002008-01-29T15:18:36.925-08:00Same old John Rambo<br />Killing bad guys for justice<br />Will it ever end?<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/01/27/rambo.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-8106783072028255880?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-40639184731269121402008-01-25T17:01:00.000-08:002008-01-25T17:08:02.342-08:00Vegetables, fruits<br />Join forces in pirate quest<br />Good movie for kids.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/01/25/the-pirates-who-dont-do-anything-a-veggietales-movie.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-4063918473126912140?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-53149572133812217372008-01-25T16:57:00.000-08:002008-01-25T17:03:41.720-08:00Dumb movie about<br />A girl with low self esteem<br />Grow a pair, she must.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/01/21/27-dresses.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-5314957213381221737?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-82451520072299724892008-01-18T06:53:00.000-08:002008-01-18T06:58:15.375-08:00Stupid, would-be crooks<br />Rob a church to makes ends meet<br />God works in strange ways.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/01/17/first-sunday.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-8245152007229972489?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-83984667419144347952008-01-18T06:29:00.000-08:002008-01-18T06:52:34.498-08:00Little outcast girl<br />Gets herself impregnated<br />Nine months; must grow up.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/01/16/juno.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-8398466741914434795?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-31127664425991493992008-01-13T13:57:00.000-08:002008-01-13T14:06:24.290-08:00Struggling filmmaker<br />Blackmails serial killer<br />Gets more than he hoped.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/01/12/the-ungodly.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">The Critical Critics</span></a><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-3112766442599149399?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-85720483719703657752008-01-08T18:10:00.000-08:002008-01-08T18:20:36.384-08:00Down on luck brothers<br />Look for the easy way out<br />Doesn't go as planned.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;"><span>For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/01/07/before-the-devil-knows-youre-dead.html"><span>The Critical Critics</span></a></span></span><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-8572048371970365775?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-57593846579722682742008-01-06T06:09:00.000-08:002008-01-06T06:14:24.900-08:00Defeat Red Army?<br />Simple Congressman does it<br />Just needed resolve.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;"><span>For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/01/04/charlie-wilsons-war.html"><span>The Critical Critics</span></a></span></span><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-5759384657972268274?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1523440738146570740.post-63089519823783563502008-01-01T13:14:00.000-08:002008-01-01T13:22:09.099-08:00Follow the life of<br />Dewey Cox -- from rags to wealth<br />And laugh on the way.<br /><br /><br />________________________<br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;"><span><span><span>For a comprehensive review visit </span><a href="http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/01/01/walk-hard-the-dewey-cox-story.html"><span>The Critical Critics</span></a></span></span></span></span><br />________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1523440738146570740-6308951982378356350?l=reviewbyhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hui Linnoreply@blogger.com0