Sunday, September 28, 2008

Lakeview Terrace

Sam L. Jackson hates
Black/white pair living next door
Makes life hell for them.


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Thursday, September 25, 2008

Righteous Kill

Top two screen icons
Star in snorefest cop thriller
Too little, too late.


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Wild Child

American brat
Gets shipped to Brit boarding school
Becomes a good girl.


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College

Three high school losers
Trek to college to binge drink
Complete waste of time.


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The Duchess

Once again Knightley
Dons puffy gowns, powdered wigs
In tragic love flick.


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Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Bangkok Dangerous

Mr. Cage adds fuel
To the "he's a big hack" fire
With lousy remake.


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Hell Ride

This biker gang film
Is like Pulp Fiction on wheels
Just not worth watching.


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Babylon A.D.

Future's not so bright
In this sci-fi adventure
Vin Diesel, no help.


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Thursday, September 18, 2008

Disaster Movie

The title of film
Perfectly sums up my thoughts
Nothing left to say.


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Miss Potter

A period piece
On Peter Rabbit author
Surprisingly good.


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Mirrors

Asian film remake
With Kiefer overacting
And mirror horrors.


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Death Race

A mindless movie
Combines NASCAR and Mad Max
Should not have been made.


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The House Bunny

Too old for Hefner
Bunny joins sorority
Stupidity reigns!


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Mutant Chronicles

Warring sides must stop
The mutation of people
In cheaply made film.


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Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Man on Wire

Documentary
About some tightrope walker
Is slightly rousing.


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Star Wars: The Clone Wars

Bad plot and bad art
Wreak havoc on obvious
Grab at a pay day.


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