The Incredible Hulk

Big green guy returns
To wreak havoc on bad guys
Marvel can be proud.


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You Don’t Mess with the Zohan

Israeli agent
Longs to be a hairdresser
Adam Sandler, stop.


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Penelope

A cute little tale
Of a girl with a pig's nose
Love her, lift the curse.


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The Strangers

A home invasion
A most frightening ordeal
Not so much in this.


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Kung Fu Panda

Astounding to all
A fat panda who can fight
Brings peace to the land.


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Baby Mama

Fey and Poehler make
The baby making process
A terrible act.


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Sex and the City

Trendy girls are back
To look good and talk of sex
How original.


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Teeth

Never trust a girl
With vagina dentata
You may lose your "head".


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Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Archaeology
Plus that Close Encounters flick
Equals this movie


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The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian

The children return
To protect the Narnians
And crown a new king.


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Zombie Strippers!

Excuse was needed
To star Jenna Jameson
In a nonporn role.


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War, Inc.

Off-kilter satire
Jabs at lunacy of war
Conservatives cry.


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What Happens in Vegas…

Sleepy comedy
Proves there are consequences
For drinking too much.


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Speed Racer

Wachowski brothers
With 60's anime brings
Visual vomit.


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Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

The stoners return
Crazy adventures unfold
Too stupid for most.


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Iron Man

Obscure Marvel ace
Fights evil in iron suit
The outcome is known.


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Street Kings

A lackluster plot
Combined with awful acting
Unmeant comedy.


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The Hottie and the Nottie

You are better off
Reading the Ugly Duckling
Than watching this mess.


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