Rich kid in new school
Fits in by selling his meds
Poor way to make friends.
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Friday, February 29, 2008
Jumper
Hayden has a gift
To teleport anywhere
First up, acting school.
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To teleport anywhere
First up, acting school.
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Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Fool’s Gold
With ex-wife, her boss
Guy searches for lost treasure
Please find humor too.
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Guy searches for lost treasure
Please find humor too.
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Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins
Famous talk show host
Goes home for clan reunion
Gets knocked down to size.
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Goes home for clan reunion
Gets knocked down to size.
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Thursday, February 14, 2008
There Will Be Blood
Ruthless oil baron
Rapes the land, secludes himself
Aging alone sucks.
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Rapes the land, secludes himself
Aging alone sucks.
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Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Strange Wilderness
Clueless, dumb burnouts
Must film Bigfoot to save show
To watch, best be high.
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Must film Bigfoot to save show
To watch, best be high.
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Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Over Her Dead Body
Bitchy girlfriend dies
And now haunts ex's new love
Funny, this ghost is not.
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And now haunts ex's new love
Funny, this ghost is not.
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Sunday, February 10, 2008
The Eye
Girl gets haunted eyes
Sees impending disasters
She's better off blind.
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Sees impending disasters
She's better off blind.
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Meet the Spartans
Parody movie
Making fun of pop culture
A complete failure.
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Making fun of pop culture
A complete failure.
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Sunday, February 3, 2008
Untraceable
Serial killer
Tortures victims on website
Catch him if you can.
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Tortures victims on website
Catch him if you can.
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