Friday, February 29, 2008

Charlie Bartlett

Rich kid in new school
Fits in by selling his meds
Poor way to make friends.


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Jumper

Hayden has a gift
To teleport anywhere
First up, acting school.


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Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Fool’s Gold

With ex-wife, her boss
Guy searches for lost treasure
Please find humor too.


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Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins

Famous talk show host
Goes home for clan reunion
Gets knocked down to size.


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Thursday, February 14, 2008

There Will Be Blood

Ruthless oil baron
Rapes the land, secludes himself
Aging alone sucks.


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Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Strange Wilderness

Clueless, dumb burnouts
Must film Bigfoot to save show
To watch, best be high.


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Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Over Her Dead Body

Bitchy girlfriend dies
And now haunts ex's new love
Funny, this ghost is not.


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Sunday, February 10, 2008

The Eye

Girl gets haunted eyes
Sees impending disasters
She's better off blind.


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Meet the Spartans

Parody movie
Making fun of pop culture
A complete failure.


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Sunday, February 3, 2008

Untraceable

Serial killer
Tortures victims on website
Catch him if you can.


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