Monday, December 31, 2007

The Bucket List

Dying guys decide
To live last days to fullest
Travel, act like kids.


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Sunday, December 30, 2007

National Treasure: Book of Secrets

Super-smart guy finds
Clues to hidden gold city
Government not pleased.


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Blonde Ambition

Sexy backwoods girl
Finds that city folks are cheats
Welcome to jungle.


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Sunday, December 23, 2007

Alvin and the Chipmunks

Three singing chipmunks
Are worth a hefty fortune
Just keep them happy.


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Saturday, December 22, 2007

I Am Legend

A sole man remains
To save earth from a virus
That creates zombies.


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Thursday, December 20, 2007

The Golden Compass

Seek the meaning of
Parallel worlds joined by dust
Answer in sequels.


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Sunday, December 16, 2007

The Deaths of Ian Stone

Problem for Ian
Daily, spectres hunt him down
Want his strength, they do.


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Friday, December 14, 2007

American Pie Presents: Beta House

Drunks and geeks battle
To be top fraternity
Naked girls abound.


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Enchanted

New look fairy tale
Eject princess to New York
Fish out of water!


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Saturday, December 8, 2007

Jack Ketchum’s The Girl Next Door

Sick, surrogate mom
Exploits the girls in her care
A sickening tale.


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Sunday, December 2, 2007

Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium

Crazy, zany store
Needs childlike adult to run
Wonka flick: better.


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