Hitman

Raised from birth to kill
No social skills to speak of
Good thing dead can't talk.


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No Country for Old Men

To risk everything
For a bag full of money
Is a big mistake.


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Fred Claus

The Claus clan broken
St. Nick gets all the glory
Fred must overcome!


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Dan in Real Life

Advice columnist
Must follow his own counsel
To fix family.


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Beowulf

Norse hero arrives
To rid the land of evil
But gets cursed himself.


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P2

Working late at job
Can lead to very bad things
Next time leave on time.


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Lions for Lambs

Anti-Bush bias
Prevalent theme throughout film
A Democrats dream!


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Bee Movie

Young bee breaks the rules
Leaves hive to hang with humans
No good can result.


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Cougar Club

Guys create a club
Young guys hook up with old broads
It's all the rage now.


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The Darjeeling Limited

Three estranged brothers
Try to rekindle their bond
On Indian train.


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Saw IV

Jigsaw has returned
New bloody game is a test
Like The Apprentice.


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