Tuesday, July 31, 2007

I Could Never Be Your Woman

Woman is lonely
Dates guy twenty years younger
Can the affair last?


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Sunday, July 29, 2007

The Simpsons Movie

Here come the Simpsons
Screw up town, can it be saved?
Should it be saved? Nope.


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Saturday, July 28, 2007

I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry

Sandler; James, best friends
Get married for benefits
Could be funnier.



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Thursday, July 26, 2007

Hairspray

Fat girl wants to dance
Learns to shake from the black folk
She will rise with them.


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Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Bickford Shmeckler’s Cool Ideas

A nerd writes a book
Can change the world with his words
Can he get the girl?


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Sunday, July 22, 2007

Diamond Dogs

Ronson -- commando
Protect Buddhist tapestry
You need the money.


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Thursday, July 19, 2007

License to Wed

Zany reverend
Make couples take dumb classes
To prove they're in love.


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Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Interview

Meet with an actress?
Don't judge books by their covers
Hard way, lesson taught.


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Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Cashback

Girlfriend breaks Ben's heart
Find something else to pass time
Slow down; find new love.


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Sunday, July 15, 2007

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Meet Harry Potter
Wizard boy, please save the day
Lord Voldemort comes!


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Thursday, July 12, 2007

Captivity

Hot model kidnapped
Captor plays mind games with her
Can she out think him?


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Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Transformers

Robots come to earth
Fight for ultimate power
Get out of their way!


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Live Free or Die Hard

Bring country to knees
All because of bruised ego?
McClane, kick his ass.


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