Saturday, June 30, 2007

1408

Haunted hotel room
Beware, it feeds on your fears
Can Cusack stop it?


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Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Evan Almighty

God says, "build an ark"
Uplifting, but not funny
Oh well, try again.


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Monday, June 25, 2007

Ratatouille

Rat likes to cook food
Find work at French restaraunt
Life as chef is good.


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Friday, June 22, 2007

Surf’s Up

Penguins in a film?
Hasn't this been done before?
Nope, this time they surf.


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Thursday, June 21, 2007

Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer

Reed and Sue married?
Must wait, Silver Surfer comes
Need Earth for "I do's".


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Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Rise: Blood Hunter

Vampires drink blood
Ms. Liu doesn't like the taste
Kill those that made her.


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Monday, June 18, 2007

Sicko

Documentary
Uncovering health care wrongs
What is there to do?


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Ocean’s Thirteen

Deal gone very bad
Boys have to enact revenge
Good 'ole heist movie.


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Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Knocked Up

Fat guy gets hot girl
Uh oh, pregnancy results
Can they co-exist?


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Monday, June 11, 2007

Mr. Brooks

Earl Brooks likes to kill
Oops, there was a crime witness
Time to say goodbye.


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Saturday, June 9, 2007

Bloodlines

Backwoods, inbred folk
Need new blood to carry on
Where are the nude girls?


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Monday, June 4, 2007

Pretty Cool Too

Lots of tits and ass
Is there a storyline here?
Who cares? Tits and ass!


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Saturday, June 2, 2007

Hostel: Part II

Three girls; Euro trip
Get tortured for amusement
Won't go there again.


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